Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Bull shit.

Aside from never being prepared, I am also not opportunistic.  Luck is not really on my side.  It never really has been.

I am more or less hoping that writing about all of the ridiculous things that happen to me, and my failed attempts at handling them in a tactful and reasonable manner, will bring some humour into my life.  I've always been told I am pretty funny, but I am pretty sure it's in the 'laugh at' kind of way.  Regardless, when you haven't got many talents to chose from, you have to just go with what you got.  I have the ability to make people laugh.

Let the show begin.